1. What is the easiest way to get on TV?
Ans:- Sit on it.
2. What do you call a snowman with a suntan?
Ans :- A puddle.
3.What do you call a boomerang which doesn't come back to you?
Ans:- A stick.
4. I have ten legs, twenty arms, and fifty-four feet . What am I??
Ans:- A Liar.
5. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Ans :- At the bottom.
6. Why did the teacher wear dark glasses?
Ans :- Because she had such a bright class.
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