Jokes

    1. What is the easiest way to get on TV?

  Ans:- Sit on it.

    2. What do you call a snowman with a suntan?

  Ans :- A puddle.

    3.What do you call a boomerang which doesn't come back to you?

  Ans:- A stick.

    4. I have ten legs, twenty arms, and fifty-four feet . What am I??

  Ans:- A Liar.

    5. Where was the Declaration of  Independence signed?

  Ans :- At the bottom.

    6. Why did the teacher wear dark glasses?

  Ans :- Because she had such a bright class.

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