1.Teacher:Give me an example of collective noun.   

   Raju:A garbage bin.

2.Teacher:Ronnie , have you done the good deed for the day?

   Ronnie:Yes , I have helped my friend who was losing the race.I made him win.

   Teacher:How did you do that?

   Ronnie:I sent my dog after him.

3.Teacher:If you had five rupees and asked your dad to give another five , how many rupees would  you have?

   Vinod:Five.      

   Teacher:{sadly} you don't know even simple addition.

   Vinod:{sadly} you don't know my father.

4.Which is the laziest mountain in the world?

Ans.-Mount Ever-rest.

5.Why do crows sit on telephone wires?

Ans.-To make long distance caws.

6.Which bird can lift the maximum load?

Ans.-Crane.

7.What did one magnet say to other?

Ans.-I find you very attractive.